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10. Rayman LegendsSo FIFA might have become a gestalt monster built from aggregated feature sets and riveted together by the bullet points of key annual PR messaging, but is it, you know, good? The big answer to this question is that we're not currently experiencing a golden era of football games. The more specific answer is that, yes, it is quite good, with a couple of minor caveats and a more general creeping dissatisfaction with the strategic tendencies of the game's iterative development schedule.

It takes 45 minutes to get all of them ready to leave the house for a simple trip to the shops. The shoes, the endless search for shoes. "Have you looked under the sofa? Have you?" The only way to cope is divide and conquer.