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Still, even we didn't imagine he would stoop to something quite this low. ($184,732 to good causes, $8,000,000 on salaries!)?If we do decide to revive our idea, at least we have an ending. It will consist of the gabby Irish chancer wagging his finger at the audience, urging them to make poverty history, as he descends into the fires of hell.

MORE INFORMATION:Nelson is asked ad nauseum about drugs because he is co-chair of the advisory board of the National Organisation for the Reform of Marijuana Laws and is in favour of marijuana legalisation. I'm more intrigued by the fact that he now supposedly uses a vapouriser for his recreational inhaling. "Yes," he cackles, "I now have what they call a vapouriser apparatus. It means there is no heat and no smoke, which is better for the throat of an old singer. But every so often someone will pass me a joint, and it would be impolite to refuse."

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