Will the Rooneys continue the K theme and provide Kai and Klay with yet more sibilant siblings: Kamilla, Klarc, Klapham, Kwikfit, Khazi? Or will they choose a name their kids can take anywhere? Its time to bring back sensible, classless names like John, Peter and Valerie. Why do I pluck those names at random from the air?

In this context, a detailed survey on "private investment in culture" published by Arts and Business to coincide with the meeting makes salutary reading. If you exclude awards from the National Lottery, private funding of the arts already outweighs the public spend by about 2 to every 1.

Chatter claimed that the rumoured iPhone 6 will arrive in March. According to rumours, the iPhone 6 release date will take place on the first quarter of next year despite the recent release of new iPhones. Apple recently unveiled its two new smartphones - the iPhone 5S and the iPhone 5C. However, to the dismay of many consumers, both handsets sport the same, old 4-inch screen display.

There has even been Rebecca: The Musical, which had a three-year run in Vienna before moving to Japan, Germany, South Korea and Sweden. "It is absolutely fantastic as a spectacle. Almost as Mrs Danvers comes to the top of the stairs, theres a sort of 'boo. Its like pantomime," says Browning. What, I wonder, might his mother have made of it? "I think shed be delighted. Its a very gothic version."

The German's lone win over the Spaniard came in 2012 in the quarterfinals of the Gary Weber Open in Halle, Germany.