Catch Greg Davies on his nationwide stand-up tour, The Back of My Mums Head;

Prior to the telephone conversation, Rohani told a press conference: "The environment that has been created is quite different from the past, and those who have brought the change were the people of Iran. The first step has been taken here which is a beginning for better relations with other countries and in particular, between the two great nations of Iran and US."

Although the film has the cheap veneer of female empowerment that comes from having a girl assassin, it is rotten with misogyny. There is no more frequently traded insult than "bitch", with its overtones of servile weakness. One female do-gooder who dubs herself Night Bitch - is threatened with rape by Mintz-Plasses character, only for the joke to be that he cant get an erection. (Presumably a less risible villain could have followed through?)

But then the manufacturers revealed: "Only 38 calories per biscuit!" I calculated that I could eat precisely eight of the things between meals with no weight gain. Alas, I'm a compulsive eater: I can't buy a tube of 24 Rich Tea for ?1.18 without scoffing all of them ? unless I throw away 16. Which I do. But that means I have to return to my local Tamil grocers nearly every day to buy another 24 biscuits. And they are giving me funny looks. The grocers, that is. Any suggestions? How does Dave cope with these challenges?

Hanif Kureishi Yes, what is it about me that fascinates you?