The UK approach to supporting investment in low carbon generation through CFDs has been closely watched by utility companies and governments across Europe. If state aid clearance can be secured, the UK CFD will increasingly be seen as a potential mechanism for enabling finance and private sector investment in low carbon generation across the continent.

Though the story of this trio is the spine of the game, it is not the only thing you can do. The breadth and depth of the city built by Rockstars designers is dizzying. It is possible to wander far from the games main narrative and find yourself investing in the game worlds stock market, purchasing property or just driving around on a self-guided tour of the neighbourhoods. There are even opportunities to play strikingly realistic games of tennis and golf.

Anyway, here's Ma's conclusion:

No, silly me. It's because they've all been brainwashed by The Sun.The Guardian/Observer website has just pulled an exclusive front-page report about "secret European deals to hand over private data to America" - prompting cries of "Wow! MASSIVE FAIL by The Guardian" on Twitter. Why was the story pulled after publication? Because its highly unreliable source is Wayne Madsen, an unusual gentleman who (the Guardian/Observer now realises too late) has in the past jumped on the Birther bandwagon - and also suggested that Barack Obama is gay (which he isn't).

Indeed. And where are our own RSPB on this? Are they doing their bit to fight the menace posed by bat-chomping, bird-slicing eco-crucifixes?