The highlight of the year for me was undoubtedly the re-appearance of Russian nuclear bombers over the North Sea.

Source:13 April 2011

Role: With a mixture of account management and new business this role offers a great deal of variety with both corporate and SME level clients. Managing your own diary, you will self generate appointments from the company CRM system and aim to visit between 8-10 customers per week.

Judging by some of the 200 or so piquant comments he received below from better-informed (and, of course, almost universally sceptical) readers, Giles may now be wondering whether he ought to have taken his own excellent advice more seriously.

Here he is, indeed. With its dense, oblique imagery, "soggy paper bodies" and "purple-headed priest", it could (as producer Visconti has suggested) be about some obscure medieval tyrant, but it could equally be a comment on the fickleness and dangers of the fame from which Bowie retreated. "At first they give you everything that you want," Bowie snaps, "then they take back everything that you need."