The outrageous Miss Behave in her PVC costumes is the anarchic mistress of ceremonies, pinching drinks, passing a rose stem through her pierced tongue and revealing the deepest of throats as she swallows an 18in steel chair leg. I also liked the new act Mooky, who does a hilarious Romeo and Juliet spoof with the help of a luckless "volunteer" from the audience.

Yet he scored a hat-trick tonight. Admittedly, the third goal was a penalty and the second an easy tap-in from a superb cross by Andrey Arshavin, but the first actually required a modicum of skill. And, in all three cases, he managed to pull off something that has eluded him in almost every other game this season - he stuck the ball in the back of the net. Well done to the manager for keeping faith in him. Just as a monkey will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare if you stick him in front of a typewriter for long enough, so Nicklas Bendtner will score a hat trick if you play him in game after game after game.

The mud, sand and rock outcrop is estimated to stretch 75 to 90 metres (250-300ft) across and stand 15 to 20 metres above sea level.

Perhaps America would have gone it alone and war would have happened anyway. But Mr Blix was the one man with a fighting chance of preventing a conflict that he now regards as a calamity. Has the conventional wisdom been too kind to him?

I end my journey in another part of Hertfordshire, in the car park of a comprehensive school in Stevenage, the first new town, looking at Moores Family Group from 1950 a bronze man and woman holding up a small child. Its one of a series he produced during and immediately after the war, which are at once celebrations of the birth of his longed-for only child and, in effect, war memorials, affirmations, after the worst conflict the world had ever seen, of basic, universal human values.Last week in its wood-panelled shop at 15 Savile Row, Henry Poole threw open its doors