"The events in Cyprus prove once again that bank customers do face risks as creditors who are owed money. Until news of the first, disastrous Cyprus deal, activity was very much in line with the same time last year.

GRADUATE SALES EXECUTIVE / TRAINEE SALES ACCOUNT MANAGER Sector: Distribution Services Benefits: ?24,000 basic salary, Audi A3, Company Bonus?3 billion globa...

Interestingly, one of the political parties in the country announced a couple of months back that they would prefer men not to be standing while urinating. It seems to be an uncanny dichotomy in the Swedish system which declares public masturbation legal while some other people in the same country do not want men to stand while they urinate.Public money ?needed to meet climate change finance targets? under the Copenhagen Accord, it was agreed the ?63 billion a year needed to be spent on the control of climate change. Due to the extensive nature of funding required this will need to be sought from both public and private investors.

'Locked Down is out now on NonesuchThe deadly attack gerbils of the liberal-left have had a go at Dan Hannan.

Author Ben Okri has now sent his congratulations to Catton for breaking his record as the youngest winning writer, telling the Telegraph: "I think its lovely. Records are there to be broken. Give it 15 years and a 26-year-old will win it."Ion Trewin, literary director of the Man Booker board, said early complaints that British authors may struggle under the new rules were a "glass half-empty" approach.