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To bring out those flavours, McBurney not only presents the dog as a puppet (with help from the puppeteers Blind Summit) but offers the entire production as an artificial construct.

"Call me Malcolm" is rumoured to be the Cardinal's choice. You might think that's unusual, since the one thing everyone knows about the Bishop of Nottingham is that he enjoys the pre-Vatican II liturgy, which +Cormac has done nothing to encourage despite the clear wishes of the Pope.

But what really grabbed me was his analysis at the end of wind turbines' totemic significance to the left. I've touched on this before myself. It's why I christened them "eco-crucifixes", because they're not really about viable energy or even saving the planet but rather, like "stranded" polar bears on melting ice floes, an emblem of the ubiquity and dominance of the new global religion. And it's why, in the past, I have likened them to the fortress-like cathedrals the Catholic church erected to crush the resistance of the Cathar 'heretics' in South West France.

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